EXCLUSIVE ARCTIC PROPERTY · MLS #ICE-001
THE COLDEST
REAL-ESTATE DEAL
ON EARTH.
One determined buyer. One unavailable property. Unlimited paperwork.
VIEWING BY APPOINTMENT · THERMAL COAT REQUIRED
NOT
FOR SALE
FOR SALE
ASKING PRICE
CLASSIFIED
Financing unavailable
DEAL ROOM · LIVE PAPERWORK
CLOSING STATUS
TRANSACTION TIMELINELIVE-ish
- 1PROPERTY DISCOVEREDIt was already on every map.
- 2UNSOLICITED INTERESTVery unsolicited.
- 3SELLER LEFT BUYER ON READDiplomatic typing bubble disappeared.
- 4CLOSINGGeopolitically pending.
AGENT'S NOTECONFIDENTIAL*
“Excellent ice frontage. Motivated buyer. Completely unmotivated seller.”
— The Listing Agent
*posted publicly on the internet
*posted publicly on the internet
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ARCTIC OFFER TERMINAL
YOUR FORMAL OFFER
$47 trillion, two aircraft carriers and free McDonald's delivery.
SELLER RESPONSENOT FOR SALE
Offer #0001 · rejected before submission
$ICEDEAL
THE SELLER SAID NO.
THE INTERNET OPENED ESCROW.
CONTRACT ADDRESSCOMING SOONPUMP.FUNPENDING